Funny charting errors

We can learn so much from these funny charting errors. So i encourage you to read them, laugh your belly out, think about them and learn from them.

Fun from the admission record

  • In the area where the patient lives, there are no playmates of the same age (the pastor has moved).
  • The patient rarely has phantom pain, but tenderness in the bed when the duvet touches the stump.
  • The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.

From the maternity ward

  • Pregnancy: The mother does not remember anything normal.
  • Bleeding for 12 days, in the 14th month of pregnancy.
  • We will tell the mother that she can be vaccinated for whooping cough when she weighs 4 kg.
  • The patient is pregnant for the 19th month.

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Say what

  • Have managed completely without oxygen on the last day.
  • The examination does not fit. In particular, it is not fitting that the boy is as big as he is.
  • Urination: The beam is fine but to all sides.
  • Once in a while, she has constant and rare headaches.
  • The big brother very often has respirations. His own doctor thinks he can grow from it.
  • Discharge Mode: Alive but without my permission
  • The skin was moist and dry!
  • The patient was amputated with a toe on the left foot a month ago. He also had his left leg amputated over his knee last year.

Why did you write this

  • I have known the patient for a year and a half, and she is such a great human being.
  • The mother is a homemaker but has attended kindergarten.
  • Despite bed rest for 14 days, no improvement in the condition.
  • It seems he’s peeing well. Like a horse according to your own statement
  • Patient with facial eczema. Difficulty in wearing underpants.

Doctors orders

  • Complaints about double vision have been practically present throughout the hospitalization. We have to take an X-ray of the ankles.

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Oh no!

  • When he came from Copenhagen, he had no children.
  • As she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
  • She is numb from the toes down.
  • The patient was in his usual good health until his plane ran out and crashed.
  • The stools are the same colour as the doors of Section 19
  • The patient has previously had ears, but they have fallen off.

A little misleading

  • The patient lives with his mother, father and pet turtle as currently is in daycare 3 times a week.
  • The vomiting went away during the afternoon, as did the husband.
  • The patient is recommended to come again if the symptoms return and then call one month in advance.
  • Father and mother died when she was 12 years old. They have no contact with her.
  • It should be noted that there is no temperature difference between the legs.
  • The rash accumulates around the patient.
  • As for his impotence, we continue the medication and let his wife treat him.
  • She has not had chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.

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